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EXIT Teaser
So, uh, I’ve accidentally done that thing that no film critic is ever meant to do. I’ve written a movie.
That’s right. Roger Ebert has Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, and I have EXIT. The official site has just gone live. Visit it for photos! Quotes! Whatever the plural of ‘synopsis’ is!
Here’s the teaser trailer:
Find more at www.exit-movie.com. You can make us feel popular by liking the film on facebook, too.
(I know it’s ‘synopses’, but that’s never really looked all that convincing, has it?)
Pattern Recognition
In William Gibson’s new novel, Zero History, one chapter opens like this:

Hey, that’s where I live! Fitzroy represent!
When this unexpectedly appeared on the page, I felt that odd thrill of recognition. Because of our geographical isolation and limited media output, Australia is particularly susceptible to this. We don’t see our streets or landmarks or countryside on screen that often so there’s an excitement when we do. Somehow I doubt that, say, New Yorkers get the same buzz seeing their neighbourhood on Law & Order.
It got me thinking about the insidious pleasures of recognition. I’ve been there! I’ve read that book! I get that joke! It can be a powerful drug.
Sometimes the fun of recognition comes from encountering something that you feel is just for you. (Fitzroy! Woo!). Writing on her blog, Jane Espenson (Buffy, Battlestar Galactica) once explained the meaning of a “two-percenter”:
“A two-percenter, as I’m sure you’ve figured out, is a joke that the writers estimate will be understood and enjoyed by two percent of the audience. Sometimes the number cited varies, but the idea is the same, it means you’re dealing with a fairly obscure reference. As an audience member, when you’re part of the two percent that gets it, there’s nothing better than this kind of joke because it feels like the writer is reaching into your own personal brain. In a good way.”
Gibson’s mention of Fitzroy could be a non-funny example of this, as would every second brand name in the book. If the protagonist of his earlier Pattern Recognition was allergic to brands, Gibson is addicted to them. In his review of Zero History, Mark Feeney writes:
“The [brand] names aren’t simply showing off. Their role is structural, not merely cosmetic. They provide a kind of gazetteer of desire, an armature of possession. Products and companies fascinate and excite Gibson the way sin did Graham Greene and butterflies Nabokov.”
And while some of these brands are ubiquitous (Sony, KFC, iPhone) others are more unique. Two-percenters, if you like, for those familiar with them. One character’s outdated Neo phone is mysterious enough that this website, which tracks every object mentioned in Gibson’s most recent trilogy, had to guess at the Neo specs. If you recognised it? Imagine how special you’d feel.
Compare and contrast Gibson’s world, though with the movies of Jason Frieberg and Aaron Seltzer. Epic Movie, Meet The Spartans, Disaster Movie or Vampires Suck. These movies aren’t comedies; they’re barely even films. They’re more like secret psychological tests designed to make sure you’re absorbing an appropriate dose of popular culture. Recognition is their entire raison d’être.
When Meet The Spartans shows a bald, baby-crazy Britney Spears getting kicked into the pit from 300, it gives the same hit of pleasure. This time, though, it’s just a reward for knowing who Britney Spears is, and having heard the exact same Crazy Britney gags as everyone else.
Paris Hilton. Michael Jackson. Lindsay Lohan. It begins with jokes, but then the jokes fall away; audiences now laugh at the mention of their names. The jolt of easy recognition turns human beings into punchlines: ninety-eight-percenters.
Reading Comics: Free Talk on Monday Night
This Monday night I’ll be giving a free, casual talk at North Fitzroy library explaining once and for all: what’s so good about comic books, anyway? Here’s the details:
Reading Comics with Martyn Pedler
7pm, Monday August 9th
240 St Georges Rd, North Fitzroy Vic 3068
In the spirit of Thunderdome, I’ll be splitting the night down the middle. Half on the best of the indie / alternative scene and the particular joys of the comic book medium, and half on how to wade into the regularly insane world of superhero comics. Feel free to come along and tell me about whatever favourites I’ve missed.
Some exclamation points to get you excited:
Doom Patrol! American Splendor! Hellboy! Astro City! Jimmy Corrigan! Batman: Year One! From Hell! Casanova! Bottomless Belly Button! All-Star Superman! Eddy Current! Sandman! David Boring! Zot! Probably some X-Men, too!
If anyone’s bored in Melbourne on Monday night, it’d be great to see you.
Be Famous and Die at MIAF
Simon O’Carrigan’s animated adaptation of my short story Be Famous and Die will be screening in the ‘Australian Panorama’ at the Melbourne International Animation Festival.
I’m endlessly pleased with Simon’s take on the story, originally commissioned for the Melbourne, and Other Myths exhibition. He yanked out the moments he found most interesting from the monologue and transformed them into smoky, stream-of-consciousness imagery. It looks like dreams feel.
(Plus there’s a handdrawn, copyright-smashing Batman cameo. How could I resist?)
Be Famous And Die
Simon O’Carrigan
2008, 4’45
A Melburnian’s monologue on the subjectivity and transience of fame and stone statues.
The Australian Panorama screens at 4pm, Saturday 27 June, at the Australia Centre for the Moving Image.
And you can see some of Simon’s other stuff here.



